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Written on 08 May 2004 at 10:13 a.m.

In the mail the other day there was a cute little invitation that says "Welcome to Pediatrics Residency, blah blah, please join us at (name of fancy restaurant) on blah blah day to celebrate, meet other residents, blah blah and learn about the Enfamil Family of Formulas. RSVP (name of formula rep; name of formula company.)

I'm so GLAD that the formula companies start manipulating pediatricians into thinking formula is healthy even before they start their damn intern year. I might go to the thing, armed with a bunch of inflammatory questions or something like that. Or maybe armed with, say, rotten tomatoes or darts. Just kidding. Poor formula rep, though. She will not like me.

Gotta go, we're visiting my mother-in-law today if I can ever get my husband up out of the bed.


I've heard newborn babies wailin' like a mournin' dove
And old men with broken teeth stranded without love